Yes, Virginia, There Really Are 1's in the League!

1's are so bad...

• They foul three times in the same shot! (Miss their ball, hit the wrong ball, then scratch!)
• They wonder how they missed that shot...and so did all 12 people watching the match.
• They think a bridge replaces a stick when you can't reach a shot. (No, you still have to use a stick too!)
• They not only miss a straight in shot, but manage to jump a ball or two off the table in the process.
• 1's stick's seem to make contact with everything (the light fixture over the table, their opponent's rears, a beer on the table) but miscue during their shot.

So when people ask me, are there really 1's in 8 Ball Express, I have to look them square in the eye and tell them, yes, because I used to be one.