I Just Nod and Smile...Nod and Smile...

Recently overheard at host locations:

• At one of our locations the juke box is, well, slightly uneven. I overheard someone walking in say "Oh man...I'm gonna drink 'til that juke box is straight!"
• "I'm taking an informal poll. Should this bar add a stripper's pole in the middle for more fun?"
• "Nice rack! Oh yeah, your balls look good too!"
• (Said quite seriously:)"Coaches shouldn't be able to cause a foul, but it's ok if they are on the team against us."
• "How can there be male 1's? Only women can be that bad at pool." (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)
• "I would rather play against 11 other teams than only 5. That way we have a better chance of winning." (There was more to this reasoning, but this is how the conversation started.)

Wow, and this is only the 1st week of play! All I can do is just nod and smile...nod and smile. ;-)