- At one of our locations the juke box is, well, slightly uneven. I overheard someone walking in say "Oh man...I'm gonna drink 'til that juke box is straight!"
- "I'm taking an informal poll. Should this bar add a stripper's pole in the middle for more fun?"
- "Nice rack! Oh yeah, your balls look good too!"
- (Said quite seriously:)"Coaches shouldn't be able to cause a foul, but it's ok if they are on the team against us."
- "How can there be male 1's? Only women can be that bad at pool." (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)
- "I would rather play against 11 other teams than only 5. That way we have a better chance of winning." (There was more to this reasoning, but this is how the conversation started.)
Wow, and this is only the 1st week of play! All I can do is just nod and smile...nod and smile. ;-)